| 트랙리스트 |
| <rowcolor=#a62d32> # | 제목 | 길이 |
| 1 | Jack Kevorkian Is Cool | 0:41 |
| 2 | ValuJet | 1:28 |
| 3 | You've Got No Friends | 1:13 |
| 4 | You Keep a Diary | 1:13 |
| 5 | You Own a Store | 0:38 |
| 6 | You Got Date Raped | 0:49 |
| 7 | Recycling Is Gay | 0:37 |
| 8 | You're a Cop | 1:51 |
| 9 | You Can't Shut Up | 0:19 |
| 10 | You've Got Cancer | 0:31 |
| 11 | We Just Disagree | 0:33 |
| 12 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 0:18 |
| 13 | You Are an Interior Decorator | 0:52 |
| 14 | Pottery's Gay | 0:40 |
| 15 | Rich Goyette Is Gay | 0:53 |
| 16 | Branscombe Richmond | 1:35 |
| 17 | You Live in Allston | 0:54 |
| 18 | You Are a Food Critic | 0:54 |
| 19 | Just the Two of Us | 0:27 |
| 20 | Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin | 1:11 |
| 21 | You're Gay | 0:38 |
| 22 | You Look Adopted | 1:17 |
| 23 | Your Cousin Is George Lynch | 0:11 |
| 24 | You Have Goals | 0:23 |
| 25 | You Drive an IROC | 0:56 |
| 26 | You Play on a Softball Team | 0:58 |
| 27 | Because You're Old | 0:45 |
| 28 | You Sell Cologne | 0:30 |
| 29 | Being a Cobbler Is Dumb | 0:28 |
| 30 | You Live in a Houseboat | 0:45 |
| 31 | Richard Butler | 1:32 |
| 32 | 311 Sucks | 0:40 |
| 33 | Your Kid Is Deformed | 0:41 |
| 34 | You Are an Orphan | 1:06 |
| 35 | You're Old (Fuck You) | 0:13 |
| 36 | You Go to Art School | 0:55 |
| 37 | Your Best Friend Is You | 0:54 |
| 38 | You're in a Coma | 1:19 |
| 39 | Windchimes Are Gay | 0:11 |
| 40 | No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band | 0:29 |
| 41 | René Auberjonois | 0:41 |
| 42 | The Internet Is Gay | 0:25 |
| 43 | Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You | 1:12 |
| 44 | Hootie and the Blowfish | 0:39 |
| 45 | You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay) | 0:23 |
| 46 | Locking Drop Dead in McDonald's | 0:21 |
| 47 | Technology's Gay | 0:26 |
| 48 | Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp | 0:37 |
| 49 | I'm in A.C. | 0:21 |
| 50 | You (Fill In the Blank) | 0:27 |
| 51 | Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache | 4:10 |
| 52 | Bonus Track #3 | 0:09 |