| <colbgcolor=#708090><colcolor=#fff> 존 코자트 Jon Cozart | |
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| 이름 | 조나단 찰스 코자트 Jonathan Charles Cozart |
| 출생 | 1992년 4월 26일 ([age(1992-04-26)]세) |
| 미국 아칸소주 리틀록 | |
| 국적 | [[미국|]][[틀:국기|]][[틀:국기|]] |
| 신체 | 170cm |
| 학력 | 텍사스 대학교[1] 영화학 |
| 링크 | |
1. 개요
Paint라는 이름의 유튜브 채널을 운영하는 유튜버이다.영화 시리즈 99초 요약이나 디즈니
2. 시리즈 목록
2.1. (영화) in 99 Seconds
2.1.1. 해리 포터
| 가사 |
| Prologue There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Harry, you're a wizard The Sorcerer's Stone: Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore The Chamber of Secrets: Ron break his wand Now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber The Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry blows up Aunt Marge The dementors come and take charge Lopin is a wolf The rat's man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather I don't get it really either The Goblets of Fire: Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed! He's back The Order of the Phoenix: Harry, Harry, it's getting scary Voldemort's back Now you're a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignored your costant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool Kids break into the Ministry Serious Black is dead as can be The Half-Blood Prince: Split your soul Seven parts of a whole They're horcruxes It's Dumbledore's end The Deathly Hallows: There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath |
2.1.2. 반지의 제왕
2.1.3. 스타워즈
| 원문 | 해석 |
| Prologue Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy Far in a galaxy, far far away Episode I: The Phantom Menace There once was a boy slave destined to save space He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen Padme's a cougar Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine Episode II: Attack of the Clones It's the clone age, sand people rampage Mommy got flayed, strayed Ani's bae is Padme Episode III: Revenge of the Sith [Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart] Anakin you are breaking my heart Order is made, Jedi are slain Kill all the baby tiny younglings Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones Burn Ani, turn him to a robo Episode IV: A New Hope Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first You're my only hopie Obi Wan Look, a small moon That's a space ship Worshipfullness, walking carpet This princess better pay out Use the force, Luke Close your eyes and shoot Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try Try the dark side No! No, no! No! Luke, I'm your daddykins Your mom was kissing Anakin Han's frozen I love you I know Episode VI: Return of the Jedi It's father, son and daughter A dynasty united at last The galaxy is free from evil Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past | Prologue 아주 오랜 옛날 머나먼 은하계에는 에피소드 1: 보이지 않은 위협 장차 우주을 구할 노예 소년이 있었지 그는 포드 레이스에서 승리하고 여왕과 부딪혔지 파드메는 연하남을 좋아해 콰이곤 진은 다스몰에게 반토막나 죽고 오비완은 타투인의 선택받은 자를 가르쳐야 해 에피소드 2: 클론의 습격 클론의 시대야 샌드피플이 날뛰고 엄마는 실종되고, 아나킨의 연인은 파드메라네 에피소드 3: 시스의 복수 아나킨 넌 내 마음을 아프게 해 명령이 내려졌고, 제다이들은 죽어야 한다. 어린 제자들을 학살하라 시스가 왕좌에 올랐고 클론이여 영원하라 아나킨은 로봇이 되었네 에피소드 4: 새로운 희망 레아가 계획을 숨기고 베이더는 목을 조르네 엘더란이 없어졌고 한이 먼저야 오비완 당신은 유일한 희망이에요 봐! 저건 작은 달이야! 저건 우주정거장이야 숭배하라, 걸어다니는 카펫이여 공주는 보수를 잘 쳐줄꺼야 포스를 쓰거라 루크 눈을 감고 쏴 에피소드 5; 재국의 역습 란도는 하늘에서 한과 친구들을 배신하네 스카이워커가 날아간다. 한다 안 한다, 해본다는 없다. 다크 사이드를 써. 안 돼, 아니야 루크, 네가 니 애비다 니 엄마는 아나킨이랑 뽀뽀했대 한은 얼어버렸지 사랑해요 나도 알아 에피소드 6: 제다이의 귀환 아버지와 아들, 딸이야 마침네 운명이 하나로 묶였고 은하계는 악으로부터 해방되었지 과거의 베이더의 선한 면 덕분이었지 |
2.2. After Ever After[2]
2.2.1. DISNEY Parody 1
| 원문 | 해석 |
| If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true ARIEL (Under the Sea) I loved being princess down in This beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing They end up in someone's stew So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills Thank you BP, thank you BP The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I can't see... MY EYES! Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning Thanks to BP YOU SUCK! JASMINE (Prince Ali) Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the "free" Bin Laden's taken the fall We're not trained pilots at all Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country Set free my Prince Ali BELLE (Belle) A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town's gone wild since I married Adam They think I'm going straight to hell But the charges laid on me of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell No, I'm overrun by mad men I hear they plan to burn me at the stake They legit believe I'm Satan And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away POCAHONTAS (Colors of the Wind) After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men I can murder if I please Cause I'm dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men Thanks to BP Where's Prince Ali? Bestiality I've got STDs | 왜 모든 디즈니 이야기들이 거짓말로 끝나는지 궁금하시나요 이건 그들이 꿈을 이룬 뒤 일어난 일들입니다 에리얼 (Under the Sea) 푸르고 아름다운 바다의 공주여서 좋았을 때가 있었죠 하지만 인어들은 실종되고 누군가의 찌개 속에서나 발견되지요 그러니까 이제 다른 사람의 입장에서 생각해보세요 나의 생태계를 낚시와 기름유출로 파괴하고 있어요 고마워요 BP, 고마워요 BP[3] 영국인들은 죽이고, 기름은 유출되고 난 이제 앞이 안 보여... 내 눈! 중국인들은 플라운더 지느러미를 뜯고 있고 일본인들은 내 고래친구들을 다 죽였어요 바다는 갈색이 되어가고, 난 익사하고 고마워요 BP YOU SUCK! 자스민 (Prince Ali) 전 괜찮아요 하지만 조금 두려워요 제 남편이 테러리스트로 지목됐어요 알라딘이 CIA에 잡혀갔어요 우리는 탈레반이 아니에요 사람을 잘못 잡아갔어요 관타나모 만으로요[4] 알리 왕자님 어딨을까 물고문당하면서 "자유"의 나라라는 곳에서 행해지는 심문 빈 라덴은 죽었어요 우리는 훈련받은 비행기 조종사가 아니에요 자파는 미쳤고 아무도 막을 사람이 없네 우리는 자유를 원해요 지니가 보증해줄 수 있어요 부시는 미쳤고 오바마는 게으르고 알 카에다는 이 나라에 없어요 나의 알리 왕자님을 풀어주세요 벨 (Belle) 창녀다! 창녀다! 창녀다, 창녀다, 창녀다! 제가 아담과 결혼하고 나서부터 이 마을이 미쳐돌아가요 그들은 제가 지옥에 떨어질거라 해요 나의 죄목인 수간은 나를 감옥에 집어넣을 수도 있어요 안 돼, 미친 사람들이 날 쫓아오잖아 그들이 나를 화형시킬 거래요 그들은 내가 사탄이라고 생각해요 그리고 이제는 PETA가 나의 야수를 데려가 버린데요 포카혼타스 (Colors of the Wind) 존 스미스가 영국으로 돌아간뒤 전 제 부족을 도와서 농사를 지었죠 더 많은 영국인, 프랑스인, 스페인인들이 왔죠 그리고 우리를 총과 균과 쇠로 맞이했죠 우리를 미지의 땅으로 쫓아내고 우리를 약탈하고, 강간하고 죽게 내버려두었어요 그래서 전 이제 무기로 자유를 찾았어요 그들의 머리와 몸을 분리할 때요 영국인의 내장을 쥐어본적 있나요? 아님 스페인인의 뛰는 심장을 깨물어본 적은요? 프랑스인의 눈알에 화살을 쏠 수 있나요? 이 사람들의 피로 색칠을 할 수 있나요 저는 원하면 죽일 수 있어요 왜냐하면 병으로 죽어가고 있거든요 나는 이 남자들의 피로 색칠할 수 있어요 고마워 BP 알리 왕자는 어딨지? 수간녀 나는 성병 걸렸어 |
2.2.2. DISNEY Parody 2
| 원문 |
| If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true MULAN (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) CINDERELLA (A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain TIANA (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead ELSA (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps (Mother Russia!) Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem |
2.2.3. DISNEY Parody 3
| 원문 |
| If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true SIMBA (I Just Can't Wait to Be King) Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now, I dread my severed-head might end up on your wall (Meow) Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct! Everywhere you look, death! Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight-up genocide! (Scope, set) Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now, ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct! Oh, my species is go- PETER PAN (You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! / Following the Leader) Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now, I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights! He's upright, he's upright, he's upright We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee-dum, tee-dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle-ee-rump A teedle-ee-hump-tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite He's upright, he's upright, he's upright Hope he's bi He's upright HERCULES (Zero to Hero) Save my soul Herc' was on a roll Every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design New guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting, "Christo! Christo!" He's a god-send bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo, God's honest truth Hero to Christo! Hey Herc', you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine! You see, I came inside a virgin's bod' So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion à la carte Three days went by, he zombified And rose up in search of hearts! ALADDIN (A Whole New World) I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn; suicide A hundred-thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia Law Stop this holy war before we're through (A holy war) Unholy war (That's where we'll be) Just refugees (Send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump! |
3. 여담
- 영상으로 보았을 때 영상을 만들고 업로드하기 위한 편곡, 가사, 영상 편집, 촬영을 모두 포함한 모든 작업을 혼자 하는 것으로 보인다.
- 위의 이유 때문인지 연간 업로드하는 영상의 개수가 한 자리수를 넘지 않을 정도로 매우 적은 편이다
- 영상을 보면 알 수 있듯이 표정이 매우 드라마틱하다.
- 노래를 부르는 영상의 하단에 가사를 넣으며 각 나라의 언어로 번역하는 것을 도와 달라고 부탁하는 코멘트를 남긴다. 방법은 이 링크 참조.
- 양성애자다. 트위터로 커밍아웃을 했다.
- 이전과같은 업로드는 아니지만 매우가끔 영상을 업로드하는 서브채널이 있다.